#1 COMING BACK TO BLOGS ON HORSES. BEFORE I DID IT 4 POSTS AGO EVERYBODY WAS JUST COMING BACK AND BLOGGING BUT I CAME BACK ON A MOTHERFUCKIN STALLION AND NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO COME BACK ON ONE TOO AND BLOG…HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE!
#2 TYPING OUT LONG SHIT NOBODY WANTS TO OR WILL READ IN ALL CAPS. ASK ANYBODY FROM HOLLA FRONT. CREEP, MARCOS, LANDY…THEY KNOW THE DEAL.
#3 THE WAY I FOLD MY NAPKINS INTO A BANDANA AND THEN MAKE THEM SHITS A DIAPER ON MY SANDWHICHES SO THE CRUSTS DOESNT COME OUT THE BOTTOM. WASN’T NOBODY DOING THAT BEFORE…I DONT THINK ANYONE EVEN IS REALLY, I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID SHIT. WATCH EVERYONE BITE NOW.
#4 BLOGGING ON MIGENTE.COM. I MADE IT COOL FOR NIGGAS TO BLOG ON THEIR MIGENTE PAGES AND NOT JUST PUT AN ABOUT ME. ASK PAPOSWIGGITY!
#5 NO MORE MIGENTE.COM…WHO’S THE FIRST PERSON YOU KNOW TO HAVE A MYSPACE BACK WHEN IT WAS ALL ASIANS ON THERE, NO HALF NAKED NIGGAS AND BITCHES AND EMO BANDS? THATS RIGHT…ME! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TRENDSETTING. LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE!
(I’m just going to update this as more outrageous shit comes to mind LOL)
Previously: You Need More People!
