I WANT THIS MAN OFF MY TEAM!!!

Like…NOW! I want him gone YESTERDAY! HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A FUCKING BUM! It’s bad enough that Andy Pettite can’t get thru 4 innings of baseball without jamming himself into a bases loaded, 2 outs situation and walking in runs. Then when he comes out after throwing balls into the dirt, I have to deal this THIS FUCKING GUY giving up bullshit homeruns?! Fuck this…I never want to see this man on the mound again! Get him out of the tri-state area. He’s going to have to hire an outside security firm, because I’m going to hunt him and his family down like a wild wounded animal and a tireless campaign of car keying, tire flattening, house spray painting, dead animal in mailbox and certain late night heavy breathing for your girlfriend or significant other…all the classics. Fuck Kyle Farnsworth, you aint worth shit. We’d be better off with Farnsworth Bentley pitching.